Thursday night was breaking the fast in long island. what a bore. been there done that. move on and hurry the fuck back to the city. Comedy show tonight i think. While im getting ready I get a text from _____ lets call her ladybug. She wants to know what I am doing. She wants me to go to brooklyn. Her friend was DJing at some bar called the Hope Lounge. I figure why not it might be fun. I trek my ass all the way out to Brooklyn and arrive at this little dim lit place. It was cute. Crazy hipsters everywhere giving me the nasty stare. Well fuck them. Apparently she is here with some kid from work and some other random dudes. I need a drink. FAST. Rum and coke at the bar please. chug it down. outside to the patio. I meet these people. I only remember a few. one of them was particularly cute. They were all leaving to go back to some house. Ladybug wants to stay. I dont really care as long as I get another drink in me. I see the boy. He introduces himself. His name is Peach. "Like the fruit?" i say. He nods. I flip his hat off and walk back to the bar. Ladybug decides that we are going to go follow these kids back to their house. I forgot I invited a friend. Luckily he happened to be outside as we were leaving. So we make the trek to the other side of Hope st. Baller apartment. Makes me jealous. cute balcony. Cute people. good times. Break out a beer. Chug. chug. chug. I need to feel something soon i think. They want to play booze ball on the roof. Im down. Its probably something like beer ball. Roof top time. The view from up there was absolutely amazing. Ladybug helps me out and has a little chat with Peach. My booze ball partner. He sucks. Oh well what are you gonna do. DRINK. He puts his arm around me. How sweet. He's from florida. He's just chillin in the city, done with school, no job. Just enjoying life I suppose. kiss. mm yummy. hes got nice lips. People started to scatter back downstairs. I walked over to the ledge to enjoy the view, and enjoy the breeze. He sat up on the ledge in front of me. I squeezed myself between his legs and wrapped my arms around his waist. kiss again. he nibbled on my lip. mm. he tastes like beer. for some reason i find that appealing. He kissed me hard. and he kissed me good. I like good kissers. He invited me downstairs. i followed him into the elevator. he pulled me in close. i giggled. i miss being bad. it was always more fun. we wet downstairs and into his room. he told me to make myself comfortable. i sat down on the bed and twiddled my fingers. all of a sudden, he was next to me. he kissed me again. his face changed. he put his hand on the head. i looked at him. i could tell he wasnt feeling too good. someone was much too drunk to be getting involved in things like that. i said i hoped he felt better and left the room. what a bust of a night. i stayed for awhile and chatted with some of the other boys that lived in the apartment. funny guys. we made plans for the following day. but since it was 4 am it was more like later that day. so i went home with emily. slept for awhile. woke up. dentist. called the boys. chilled for awhile. made my way to brooklyn. and of course grabbed a bottle of wine on the way.
A bottle of wine down. I was feeling warm and fuzzy on the inside. ladybug was with me. we were drinking wine. i brought my adorable puppy. no one was ready yet. so while everyone was getting ready i made my way to the upstairs of the apartment. the penthouse if you will. to say hello to the boys. my puppy thought that Gus Gus's bed was awfully comfortable as he made his way into the bed, and curled up in the blankets. I plopped down next to this boy Gus. Well he was a guy. we talked for a while. I was drunk. it was nice. He kissed me. It was yummy. We were preparing to stay in for the night and do "other things". We went downstairs to see what everyone was doing. It was time to go. We took the elevator to the third floor where some neighbors were having people over. It was interesting. Gus and Delicious disapeared. Ladybug and I went looking for them. All the boys wanted to go to some other party. Pat, Ladybug, and Jenn, did not. We went to barcade instead. Ladybug had no ID. We went in to see how it was while she stayed outside. I went to hand the door guy my ID and he was nah you were here already. word. i was in. easy enough. ladybug told the guy her bag was instead. she ran in. i gae her my ID. she got in. wow. what an idiot the door guy was.
We left the bar. walked around. there was an odd russian kid who wanted to chill. we didnt want to chill with him. he split up and took off for hope st. back at the house we chilled. I attempted to make a grilled cheese. burnt it. gave it to ladybug. made a new one. we watched Superbad. i had a feeling in my head that gus gus and peach would be arriving home shortly with other bitches that weren't me. so where would that leave me? on the couch? WRONG. i don't sleep on couches unless i really really have to. so we sat there. all of a sudden ladybug decided she wanted to go back to the city. i was in no way prepared for a subway ride to manhattan. i was WASTED. and i was proving a point. so she left. i sat there. not long after walked in delicious, gus gus, and peach. three guys and 2 girls. bitches to say the least. i sat there and laughed to myself. i quietly ran upstairs and knocked on delicious' door. he opened up. he asked if i wanted to crash there. sad puppy face. yes i wanted to stay there. aside from the fact he had screwed ladybug not to long before that. ha ha. so i ran downstairs. grabbed my dog and went back upstairs. in bed. big red bed. the infamous big red bed. how lovely. i needed more wine. i put his shorts on and ran downstairs. grabbed the bottles and ran back upstairs. drank more. kiss. clothes off.
***** THE FOLLOWING IS EXPLICIT*****
he kissed me. he kissed my neck. he grabbed my butt. he grabbed my boobs. he liked it rough. i could tell. it was intriguing. he grabbed a rubber. obviously. (Everyone should practice safe sex) He was inside me. It felt so good. rocking back and forth. on my back. on my side. on my stomach. in every which way. standing. sitting. against the wall. it was amazing sex. The kind where when its over you cant move because you are quivering from pleasure. He kissed my forehead. how sweet. completely opposite of the sex. He pushed me against the wall on my knees on the bed and fucked me. it was amazing. huge sigh of relief. too bad for all of his roommates. i was screaming quite obnoxiously. partially because it was good. and partially to say fuck you to everyone else in the house. aka. gus gus and peach. their loss not mine. a successful weekend i suppose. it was time for a cigarette. my last one. but much needed. we went on the balcony and chatted for a little bit. went back inside and fell sound asleep. the best way to fall asleep is after good sex.
the next morning we woke up much too early because there were no blinds in the room. oh well. i walked my puppy. went back upstairs and crawled back in bed. he wanted a morning bj. i laughed at him. i don't give head. its just not my thing. unless i'm getting the favor returned. it is not what i was trying to do. i drank some wine. kill the hangover quick. music. music i haven't listened to in ages. morning sex was even better than the night before. he rolled me a j in banana decorated papers. it was now about noon and was was already quite drunk. he had errands. i didn't. we said hello to gus gus. i crawled in bed with gus gus. and gave him a back rub while delicious went to the hardware store or something. unfortunately there no further sex adventures that morning. We went downstairs and got ready to leave. i left them a cute little message on their white board. 3 OUT OF 4. how nice of me. interesting train ride home i suppose. all in all the weekend was a success. it was only saturday morning.
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